1) Obtain a large pot.
2) Obtain two long wooden spoons. Or mismatch a spoon and a spoon with grates.
3) Take the water-holding part of the broken water filter and balance it on the wooden spoons.
4) Take a small cup and fill the filter with water.
5) Repeat until pot is full. This step will take a very long time.
6) Place pot in fridge and dip your chalice into a vat of cool, filtered water.
